Raise your hand if you’d rather be watching Once Upon a Time tonight…
Dear asshole who just messaged me on facebook.
I was going to give you a second chance to redeem yourself from the previous asshole image you instilled in me but you changed my mind fast. Thinking that this would be pleasant and I actually cared about how you winter break was going JUST TO FIND out that you wanted to brag to me, for the millionth time, on how much better your life is than every other human being on this planet. DEAR GOD! I do not give one fuck anymore. I understand that you are a “good person” but just to inform you good people don’t go up to people just to tell them how good they are. Ok, you founded a small center for juvenile diabetes. Holy shit that is awesome but to continue to tell me about how you have raised thousands of dollars and start to name drop doesn’t make me want to stick around to hear anything you said. THEN!!!!!!! when you say that your girlfriend broke up with you I felt bad until you said that you had a date next week. My absolute favorite part is when you asked what I did on my break and you just ignore me. SERIOUSLY?!?! way to be an asshole. AM I RIGHT?! People please give me feed back to inform me that I am right to feel some disdain towards this creature.
With a suitcase full of baggage but not a soul to share it with.
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